I have a black and blue mark right where the top of my thigh ends and my knee begins.

Pretty sure it’s a bite mark.

I had fun trying to entertain my kid at a neighbor’s 1st birthday party today in the 90 degree heat. Turns out, we were the only kid attending under 8 years old (besides the b-day boy), and it was a beer guzzling adult’s party. I didn’t bring enough squeaky toys. I was feeling a bit awkward. I turned to a very sweet girl named E who was talking about how much she’ll miss teaching preschool now that summer vacation has started, and I said “You’re nuts.”

I meant it.